Pro tip: the more you tease the fuck out of your hair, the smaller it makes the rest of you look. #PhDinTrickery
Sorry I’m not sorry my Christmas tree is still up. I’m not done being festive. And thanks @yngandreckless for the awesome shirt.
Ways to know something probably isn’t good for you: it’s serving size is measured as a unit of time. 😂😂😂
Hi my name is Jenna and I’m a grown adult that just set up a trap made of pieces of cheeseburger leading to a doggie cupcake with a string attached and a collapsing apparatus covered with a hand towel to “catch” my dog Kermit. Trollolololololol. It worked, and Kermit totally didn’t care and just ate the cupcake anyways.
Happy valentines day love me and my little chicken legged Kermit. He can never just be regular haha.
And this is a summary of the most amazing gifts I got on valentines day. Barry from the movie Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2 annnnnwooooo! An adorable flower that the guy at rockreaction made me, roses, and the most electric necklace of all time. Literally.